Good 'ole Grover

Remember when Grover on Sesame Street educated us on relative distance by jamming his face in the camera and mumbling ‘near’, then galloping to the back of a cavernous room and screaming ‘far’. Well, if you missed that episode, here’s another attempt…

Close is when you…

…stop fiddling with your car stereo and look up in time to narrowly miss a parked car

…get the sturgeon all the way up to the boat before it breaks your line

…find the perfect pair of shoes, 50% off, but one size too small


Not even close is when you…

…have a neutrophil count of .3

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